Kopi Kucing, saingannya Kopi Luwak

Humore Wong Tegal

Slamet dolan neng umahe Udin disuguhi kopi. Jarene kopine enak temenan, soale Udin ngalem kopi sing disuguhna. Slamet akhire nyruput kopi soale penasaran kamben rasane.

Slamet: “kiye kopi apa?  Daning rasane rada sepet?”

Udin : “Kiye kopi istimewa, pada bae karo kopi luwak sing regane larang.”

Slamet : “Woo , kopi apa arane?”

Udin: “Kopi kucing, enyong gawe dewek…”

Slamet : “Kepriben sih daning arane bisa dadi kopi kucing?”

Udin : “Soale diolah lewat kucing, kopi luwak kopine dipangan luwak ndisit sedurunge diolah, kopi kucing kiye dipangan kucing sedurunge diolah dadi  bubukan kopi”
Enyong terinspirasi kamben kopi luwak, cumane ben gampang enyong nganggo kucing bae.”

Slamet : “Kucing apa doyan kopi,  Din?”

Udin : “Mestine ya ora doyan, kopine tak gerus rada kasar, trus tak campur kamben iwak asin, terus tak pakanna kucing.”

Slamet wetenge wis mulai rada mules,

Slamet : “Terus kepriben maning prosese Din?”

Udin : “Kopine kan metu bareng tai kucing, gerusan kopine taksaring, takkumbah terus tak pepe sampe garing, terus takgiling maning sampe alus. Lha kiye kebetulan kowe sing pertama kali nyoba kopi kucing, durung ana sing tak suguhi kopi kucing, enyong dewek pan nyoba kok ya ora kolu… Kepriben Met, rasane?”

Slamet: “Azzu…. Azuuuuu temenaaann…. kowen Azzuuu …!!! Kiye dudu kopi kucing Din! Tapi kiye arane TAI KUCING.

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